Toilet paper issues
You know that silly prank people pull on Halloween? The one where they take rolls of toilet paper and wrap up your house in it? I recently found out that that was a thing when I walked outside the day after Halloween and saw that my house was covered in toilet paper. Imagine my frustration when I had to dig around through toilet paper to get to my newspaper. But that wasn’t even the worst part. Whoever TP’ed my house did a very thorough job and did not forget to wrap the outdoor air conditioning and heating unit. Somehow, the toilet paper got inside and clogged it up. I noticed that it wasn’t working well when I turned the heater on and the house didn’t warm up. No air was coming out of the vents. I checked the air filter, but it was just changed. I called my HVAC repair serviceman, and he came out the very next day. He says that there was enough toilet paper inside my HVAC unit to wrap up a mummy in. He didn’t even charge me for getting it cleaned out. He said the laugh it gave him was payment enough. After he got the toilet paper out of the HVAC unit, the heater worked perfectly. I only wish that cleaning up all of the toilet paper outside my house had been that easy. It took me one full day to pick it all up, stuff it into trash bags, and throw it away.